I've been bored today, so I decided to go ahead and spork one of the fanfics (The Rurouni Interviews) from the Ruroken summaries I shared earlier.

SPORKING IN BOLD.

( My brain, it hurts... )

I randomly chose one of my older fandoms in my search for new sporking material… and wound up in the Rurouni Kenshin section of the Pit…

SPORKINGS IN BOLD

( Summaries are under this cut, that they are. )

So, I decided to do the word search thing in the Pit using the word "beef". I actually expected a lot worse than I what I found... Sporking is in bold.

Randomland

Legolas finds an enchanted beef brisket in the woods. It's very vicious, and refuses to be tamed. Legolas will attempt it, however. Rated PG in case of some swearing.
I'm fairly certain ( Read more... )

 Why did I expect a fic with a title like Mistaken Identity, Tears, Pain and Sorrow *gag* to be better than it sounded?

*slaps self* Bad self, bad bad bad >.<

As usual, semi-decent sporking in bold.

Keiko! What have you done to yourself?!” her mother shrieked, horrified by her daughter’s appearance.

“Mom, calm down, I just dyed my hair and put colored ( Read more... )

Rejoice all, for I am about to embark upon my first ever spork!

So, in this jewel of a fic (which, while not marked as such, is clearly an AU), Kaoru's father has created a time machine, Kaoru is dreaming about Kenshin, fangirl Japanese is abused, and Kaoru is magically transported into the past to meet Battousai.

As usual, sporking is in bold.

“ - ( Read more... )

no title yetBackground: Rebecca Higurashi is Aoshi's niece. Her parents were randomly killed by some dude named Kaiba, who may or may not be the same Kaiba from Yuugiou and who's randomly working for Enishi. It's not revealed whether this is an AU version of the Jinchuu arc or something set afterward...Enishi has some weird grudge against Aoshi, ( Read more... )

Maybe, maybe there's an author good enough to pull this off, but I saw it and thought, "Worst. Crossover. Idea. Ever."

Rurouni Kenshin and the Titanic

( Some choice bits )

Found this gem of a death!fic on FF.N. It is, thankfully, only a chapter long.

( Snarkiness under cut )

The fic itself isn't the worst I've seen (at least from the wary glance I took), but the summary could've fooled me.

Kenshin is a mob married to Kaoru. She wants him to change his way of life or he may pack and leave her.

Married to a mob...hoo, that's really taking polygamy to the extreme...

Been lurking for a while, and I couldn't resist trying my hand at this at least once...

Title: Misao and Aoshi cenfess their love for each other!

Summary: Miao (To think she already got the name right in the title) goes running to find Aoshi and begs him to coem back with her, but when he refuses her she begs him to either love her or kill her ( Read more... )